bath time

(in the voice of Bruce Willis from Look Who's Talking)

bath, what's a bath? ahhh, i don't know what a bath is. in the water out of the water, soap here and there, can you really get soap THERE?!? What's the big fuss, last week I could breath in the water. Really, how many wash clothes do you need?

You people are making me nervous. Will someone hold my hand?

Ok, ok, let's get on with it. I'm ready now. No, no, no - you didn't tell me I had to get naked for this. HEY! Stop it with my diaper. I just made a huge mess in there and I am proud of it. Did you know I poop mustard seeds?

AHHHHH! Ok, well if that's how you are gonna play - take this . . .

Ya, that's right, I am peeing on you, HA! A little on you, a little on her, a little down there for Copley. That's what you call that weird looking squirrel, right?

Oh, oh, oh, now you are getting me wet. Will you hang on a minute? I do not know how I feel about this. Ahh, ooh, eee, that's nice, ooh more there, ya, I like the water in my hair . . . no not there, back to my hair, stop with the water down there, i said stop . . . it is COLD!

Are you done yet? You guys are slow, what are you nervous or something? Just get on with it.

Now hang on a minute, you didn't tell me it was going to end like this. I wasted a good pee back there. If I new it was going to end like this I would have been smiles the whole way. Will you just tell me what you want, I am tired of trying to interpret your sounds and smiles. Just tell me what's going on, will you? Cause, this is the good stuff. I mean I could do this all day.

Am I cute or what?

Yes, I know, my mom is awesome and beautiful, right, amazing too. Ok, ok , back to me. I mean look at me.

love,

micah (as interpreted and recorded by his dad)